1 min readOct 15, 2020
Well. Now I need to change my top after snorting coffee out laughing. And, no, I wouldn’t recommend using it as lube although Caffeinated Penis is a great band name.
Written by Sadhbh Zilla
Writer and project manager from Cork, Ireland. Past jobs include: PA, games store manager, Zombie steward, promo person, carnie and Santa’s sweariest Elf.